Best pickup lines

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  1. MasterMatt23

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    Since this site is full of smooth, clever studs, I'm wanting to know, what are your best pickup lines? Here are some of my current faves:

    1. The Italian Stallion
    Guy: Do you have any Italian in you?
    Girl: No
    Guy: Would you like some?

    2. The U.S. Geography nerd
    Guy: Are you from Tennessee?
    Girl: No, why?
    Guy: Cause you're the only TEN I SEE
    Girl: kys

    3. The Melon lover
    Guy: Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
    Girl: Stop staring at my jugs
     
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    Clint Eastwood Superstar 3

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    1-10 you are a 9 because I'm the one you ned
     
  4. The Hanburglar

    The Hanburglar Superstar 2 LEGEND

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    My best one is "Hello, how are you". Gets them everytime.
     
  5. Lights

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    Do you have a name or can I call you mine

    Your ass is bigger than my future

    Is there an airport around here?...... or is that just my heart taking off
     
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    I'm kyle
     
  7. Charles Jr.

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    Hi can u show me ur titties it's for a sciences project and i need a pic of ur titties
     
  8. Frankie

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    lets sex
     
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    Look at my "Pick-up" Line
     
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