Funniest created draft names?

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  1. Tyler Carter

    Tyler Carter Hall of Famer 2

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    EA's naming logic is funny sometimes, and it's interesting to see the strange names you get, set aside the many duplicates of NHL players you get.

    In NHL 14, I picked up this 3.5 red star dude named Tiny Baby. I traded him to Chicago where he slowly grew to 82 OVR.

    And then in NHL 15, I got in one draft, an ENFORCER named Jack Ast (jackassed, enforcer...) and in another a guy named Tom Toms.

    This technically is a duplicate, but 2 drafts ago I found 2 guys named R. Getzlaf and R. Niedermayer. Neither of their names were Ryan or Rob, though; they both were named Russell.
     
  2. RadkoGudas7

    RadkoGudas7 Veteran 2

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    Back in NHL 14 I drafted a defensive enforcer named Alexei Valentino. Grew up to a 90 overall beast. And he was everything else but a valentine.
     
  3. kingkarlsson

    kingkarlsson Rookie 2

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    I've had names like Y. Ucky, J. Bieber (his name was Jordan sadly or not). I had a dude named Colin Collins too.
     
  4. Despres47

    Despres47 Rookie 2

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    I've seen a "Jesus Card" from Ireland and was drafted in the top 5.
     
  5. frank p

    frank p Legend 2

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    Well Clint Eastwood was funny in Johnnys series but the funniest one I've had in mine was Tiny Little. he was extremely bad at 72 overall because I picked him in a late round but I played him on the 4th line wing just because of his name and he was my captain when my team won a stanely cup, 1 point, -5 in 24 games
     
  6. RaviGames

    RaviGames Rookie

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    I made Nazemi Kadri on the first line ever since the pre season and I named him captain and he became a 97 overall player. (NHL14) WHAT A BEAST.
     
  7. YourNan

    YourNan Rookie 3

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    Michel Michel. 2nd overall.
     
  8. The Oil King

    The Oil King Superstar

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    No joke,
    Tiny ****
    He was a center playmaker in year 7 and his generic face was Radko Gudas' face in the game
     
  9. JayHabs17

    JayHabs17 Rookie

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    I once saw a guy in the draft named Jesus Teteranko
     
  10. Pavel Bure Jr

    Pavel Bure Jr Pro 3

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    I Draft a guy named John **** 4 gold stars he got 83 overall playing 4th line minutes.
     
  11. Scoracek93

    Scoracek93 Coach

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    This doesn't really count as a funny name, but I remember once there was a guy in the top 5 named 'Jim Wallace'. That's fine, what didn't make sense is when they said he was from China..
     
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  12. MNWild91

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    I drafted a guy named Edwin Nakamura. As a wrestling fan I had to draft him because of one he shares his last name with one of my favorite wrestlers.

     
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  13. MrGrEaTeSt 2

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    Shannon Shannon (This guy was drafted #1 Overall)
    Bradley Bradley
    Carl Carlsson
    Harold Harrold
    Robinson Robinson
    Johan Johansson
    Louis Louis
    Louis St. Louis
    Pavel Datsyuk (He was an OFD)
    Tiny ****
    Tiny Callahan (He was 6'3")
    Kelly Kelly
    Jonathan Kane (The Blackhawks drafted him when Toews and Kane were still there)
    Henrik Lundqvist (as a Sniper)
    Nicklas Lidstrom (went in the 2nd Round to the Blackhawks)
     
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  14. Tyler Carter

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    Bernier Laich Little Cox, that guy would be a great fit.

    And that reminds me, I found one guy named Coby ****.
     
  15. Slapshot Tommy

    Slapshot Tommy Superstar 3

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    Had a Marian Hossa once, DFD, was a destroyer of worlds, led the team in PIM's but scored like a Boss!
     
  16. XtremegamerL

    XtremegamerL Rookie

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    I had a Jesus **** in my New jersey gm he became 80 overall
     
  17. Kneel Before Zod

    Kneel Before Zod Rookie 3

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    In my GM Mode with Buffalo the team before me (Detriot) drafted someone named Gaye Males...
    He turned out to be a 95 overall playmaker, can anyone guess his number, it is 69 (im not even kidding)
     
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    I made this one on my own, (he's the player I use for Drop In Games as well) Frank Da Dino. lol
     
  20. SkyHighWaffle

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    I drafted a 6"7 dude called tiny byfuglien last year, this year I found a generated goalie called sergey bobrovski and a dman called jezus ma
     

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